When the big, devastating catastrophe finally comes and wipes out most life on Earth, I'm going to be glad I'm not a beautiful person.
If there's one thing we learn from movies, it's that when disaster strikes, the hot folks are the ones in charge of killing the Orcs, running from chainsaw wielders, flying to the asteroid that will kill us all and delivering heart-wrenching monologues.
Those of us who are just average looking will either die along the way or stand in the crowd cheering for the two hot people who just saved the world while they kiss and the music swells. Personally, I'm OK with that role. Fighting bad guys is scary and looks pretty tiring.
In "Resident Evil: Extinction" the hot people fight hordes of zombies and other monsters in Las Vegas, which has been pretty much destroyed by a cataclysmic disaster. It's all very scary and tiring, and in the end I'm left happy I'm not 6 foot 4 with rippling muscles and a chiseled jawline.
Because it saves me the trouble of hacking off zombie limbs, I pre-emptively love this movie.
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